Fat Fuck

"'Mom, for fucks sake, I'm not actually racist, it's irony. Ugh'""- Fat Fuck Explaining his profession to his mother"

Fat Fuck (Real Name Phillip Sterling) is the town's resident greasy Internet shitlord. He resides in Room 204 of The Springo Milf Plaza, the cheapest motel in the town.

Biography
Fat Fuck moved to H3NTA1 Remastered after getting into a dispute with the physical manifestation of Detroit, forcing him to leave the city. After an incident involving his online girlfriend, Fulpio 86794 and a big vat of boiling milk, Fat Fuck became fast friends with the purple cave spawn.